Really Cat? A dress/pants/skirt? A.K.A. Skants (all credit goes to Courtney for naming that fashion)
The skants were only revealed after the opening orgy choreographed by Tabitha & Napoleon. Yeesh! All the water, the touching, the looking at the camera.....oh dear.
All this debauchery was followed by a touching tribute to the myth that deaths come in 3's in Hollywood. Michael Jackson (What??? Very sad...) was the only one to really impact the world of dance. But, it was nice to mention Ed McMahon and Farrah Fawcett.
And the bottom 3 are.....
Asuka & Vitolio
Carla & Jonanthan
Caitlin & Jason
Bummed about Kupono sticking around....but at least Evan & Randi's "Butt made the cut." Yeah, she said it.
Next was a performance by the Rage Boys Crew. They were kinda cute, especially the little ones. I did not like the jackets, thought they were cumbersome. We fast forwarded through the last little bit, because it became reallllllly long.
Can I point out the Asuka's solo dance was to the song "Don't Trust A Ho"? Seriously? Oh, the irony. Vitolio stole a part of my soul by looking seductively at the camera. And maybe Jason could benefit by some fund that could provide proper dance clothes?? Did his shift just end at Hollister? Still like him, though.
I enjoy listening to The Veronica's on the few occasions that my kids are not in the van and I get to listen to my satelite radio instead of anything Veggie Tales. Having never seen them before, I must admit that I did not know that they all died years ago and mere shells of their bodies would be performing. Had to fast forward through the last bit o' that.
Onto the eliminations....ASUKA & JONATHAN are out! No tears were shed over here. That means Carla & Vitolio will be the new couple.
Tune in next week when Courtney will be covering all the deatails....